December 24, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized
I have been unwriter’s blocked. So here is my idea STUPID SAYINGS. Yes that is my idea, now I know what you are thinking that’s so stupid. Bear with me here.
I just said one Bear with me- why would a bear be with you anyway. By the time you could get the words out, you would be gone. Why would thoose be your last words anyway, I would say tell my family I love them or oops I guess you die if jump off a bridge. And who would be there to record it anyway. So it’s just stupid.
Thank you- Wouldn’t be better to say I love this gift or thanks for holding the door. The thank is okay but why say you. Thank your kindness would be better (or even just thanks) Again stupid.
Bless you- why in the world would you say bless you when you sneeze. Your spit coming out isn’t holy water (even though sometimes it does spray someone or people.) My guess why we say this is because when some people sneeze it sounds like ‘bless you’. I bet a kid came up with that one, (but for adults to use it is stupid)
Cat got your tongue- Maybe when this was invented a cat really did have the person’s tongue. So here is how I picture this stiuation.
“I wonder what happens when we starve a cat that likes weird meats, and are the only thing in a closed in room.”
So then the cat tries to eat the person’s tongue. And when a person notices the mean animal starver can’t talk because the cat has their tongue. They say “The cat got your tongue.”
Your welcome- Back to the thank you. Why say that I am welcome.
